“Man, one false accusation from a psychopath and you turn out to be a real bummer.” ~Remorse
Cuddy: “You knew she was stealing meds?”
House: “No, but have you seen the way she opens the mail?” ~5 to 9
“Despite what you may have learned in Hebrew school or from Jimmy Cliff, sometimes the bigger they are…the harder they kick your ass.” ~5 to 9
“Pain, pain went away, came again another day.” ~Open and Shut
“He’s wearing cologne, but not the stink of shame.” ~Open and Shut
“What’s with the lack of afterglow? Physio girl not as freaky as you hoped?” ~Open and Shut
“Other than you still wanting to have sex with other dudes, and him having bankrupted your family, I think you kids are pretty much home free.” ~Open and Shut
“Think there’s a chance the husband’s a Plushie?” ~Open and Shut
“You’re the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.” ~Open and Shut
“The world’s your freaky oyster and you opt for another long-term relationship? That’s just stupid.” ~Open and Shut
