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House-ism of the Day – April 16

by Lynn DeVries on April 16, 2011 · 0 comments

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House: “Swollen joints, high white count, fever, conjunctivitis – anyone?”

Taub and Foreman [in men's room stalls]: “Seriously?”

House: “What – you two can’t think and poop at the same time?”
~Recession Proof

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House-ism of the Day – April 2

by Lynn DeVries on April 2, 2011 · 0 comments

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“Need some intel on this charity event on Friday night. If I go, do I have to actually give money to charity?”
~Recession Proof

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House-ism of the Day – April 1

04.01.2011

House: “I want to do something nice for my girlfriend.” Wilson: “You never do anything nice unless it stands to benefit you.” House: “I realize three failed marriages can leave a man twisted and bitter inside. But in a good relationship, people sometimes do things for each other.” ~Recession Proof

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House-ism of the Day – March 30

03.30.2011

Cuddy: “It’s my toothbrush. And it’s not just once. And it’s not like I even care, but you totally destroy it. You’re supposed to brush with it, not gnaw on it like a rawhide bone.” House: “I think Miss Four Cavities’ time would be better spent copying Mr. No Cavities than complaining about him.” ~Two [...]

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House-ism of the Day – March 29

03.29.2011

“If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it?” ~Two Stories

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House-ism of the Day – March 28

03.28.2011

Ms. Corwin: “Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?” House: “Well, when you say it like that . . . yes.” ~Two Stories

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House-ism of the Day – March 27

03.27.2011

House: “Who password-protects a computer they keep in a locked desk in a locked office?” Masters: “Someone who works with someone who thinks it’s OK to break into other people’s homes?” ~Two Stories

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House-ism of the Day – March 26

03.26.2011

Student: “Isn’t that like sexual harassment?” House: “Not if you’re good-looking.” ~Two Stories

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House-ism of the Day – March 25

03.25.2011

House: “Just in time for lunch.” Cuddy: “If by ‘lunch’ you mean a conference call with the Board, and by ‘just in time’ you mean 20 minutes late.’ “ House: “I meant ‘sex.’ “ ~Two Stories

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House-ism of the Day – March 24

03.24.2011

House: “How often do you use your vibrator?” Woman: “Excuse me? House: “Your battery-operated Brad Pitt. After giving the gift of life to six eight-pound-four-ounce wrecking balls, I think I can safely assume it’s an industrial-strength model.” ~Two Stories

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