House-isms

“If it’s any solace, everybody dies alone . . . It probably isn’t.” ~You Must Remember This

House: “The good news is I was right about you having some autoimmune disease. You’re just allergic to the dialysis.” Nadia: “If I can’t have the dialysis and my kidneys are failing, won’t that mean I’ll die?” House: “Well, you figured out the bad news.” ~You Must Remember This

“After divorce number two, he fell into a committed relationship with a three-legged Siamese. He stopped answering his phone. Redecorated his place like Grey Gardens. He wasn’t able to come back to humanity until a window was left suspiciously – and heroically – open. How that cat opened the window I will never know.” ~You [...]

“That cat – that diabetic cat that you’re shooting up with insulin and buying dime bags of catnip – that means you’ve given up on ever finding anyone.” ~You Must Remember This